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...and please let it be one of ours. Check out our slightly above average shirts. They are perfect for covering flab, back hair, skin tags, stretch marks, bad tramp stamp tattoos and weird nipples. 

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Shout it from the Back!

As far as shirts go they are definitely as advertised, average at best. Cool designs I guess. Ok Nick, now that I wrote a stupid testamonial can I get that  $5?!? 

Nick's former friend

I really love the MKE shirts but I think you spelled something wrong or forgot a letter. Is it supposed to be Make? or Mike? I just don't get it. I am such an idiot.

Karen

I thought the FANTASTIC shirt was fantastic. OMG did you see what I did there. I am so funny. I just crack myself up. LOLOLOL!

Brenda

This body wax was really great. It didn't hurt as bad as the other cheaper ones. It worked really well in those hard to reach places. Wait, I think this is a different site.

Carl

I love the shirts, but also love cheeseburgers. Like a lot. I am so hungry. Do you like cheeseburgers? Sometime I put bacon on my cheeseburgers.  

Fat guy in a little coat

The shirts are hilarious and fit great. But what happens if I gain a lot of weight? Or even better, lose a lot of weight? Is there a guarantee or something? I'm cheap.

Frugal Fran

This shirt is so soft that my wife will finally touched my upper body. Do you make pants in this same fabric?

Asking for a friend

These shirts are so cool that once I put them on I instantly grew a mustache Tom Selleck would be proud of. #MagnumPI

Barry

I bought the BE KIND shirt and thought that if I wore it it would make me nicer. It didn't work. I'm still a raging bitch and people don't like me. Can I have my money back?

Stacy

All For The Kids

100% of the profits go to our kids college fund. Because hey... we have 4 daughters and weddings are already going to put us in the poor house.

Cover your Bald Spot!

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Who's the idiot in charge?

Hello - I'm Nick (The Idiot).

I've always been a fan of lame jokes, bad movies and graphic tee's. I also have 4 daughters who are slowly forcing me to go bald and putting me in the poor house. I thought it would be fun to start a small shirt company to put some of my lame humor out into the world and find a way help pay for some of the kids college. 

I can promise you a couple things in relation to this business: 

1. All the profits will go to their college fund, not my drinking fund.

2. My jokes are only funny to me. If they offend you we can't be friends... ever.

3. I probably won't always have shirts in stock - be patient with me.

4. The reviews listed on this site were 100% made up

5. My family and I are truly greatful for every single purchase. Every little bit helps.