Put A Shirt On!

...and please let it be one of ours. Check out our slightly above average shirts. They are perfect for covering flab, back hair, skin tags, stretch marks, bad tramp stamp tattoos and weird nipples. 

Average (At Best) Shirts

  • Be Kind Graphic Tee
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  • MKE FREAK Graphic Tee
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  • Relax Graphic Tee
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  • Sportsball Graphic Tee
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  • MKE Let's Gooooo Graphic Tee
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  • Giraffe Graphic Tee
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  • MKE Fingerprint Graphic Tee
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  • 2Legit 2Quit Graphic Tee
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  • Malarkey Graphic Tee
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Shout it from the Back!

As far as shirts go they are definitely as advertised, average at best. Cool designs I guess. Ok Nick, now that I wrote a stupid testamonial can I get that  $5?!? 

Nick's former friend

I really love the MKE shirts but I think you spelled something wrong or forgot a letter. Is it supposed to be Make? or Mike? I just don't get it. I am such an idiot.

Karen

I thought the FANTASTIC shirt was fantastic. OMG did you see what I did there. I am so funny. I just crack myself up. LOLOLOL!

Brenda

This body wax was really great. It didn't hurt as bad as the other cheaper ones. It worked really well in those hard to reach places. Wait, I think this is a different site.

Carl

I love the shirts, but also love cheeseburgers. Like a lot. I am so hungry. Do you like cheeseburgers? Sometime I put bacon on my cheeseburgers.  

Fat guy in a little coat

The shirts are hilarious and fit great. But what happens if I gain a lot of weight? Or even better, lose a lot of weight? Is there a guarantee or something? I'm cheap.

Frugal Fran

This shirt is so soft that my wife will finally touched my upper body. Do you make pants in this same fabric?

Asking for a friend

These shirts are so cool that once I put them on I instantly grew a mustache Tom Selleck would be proud of. #MagnumPI

Barry

I bought the BE KIND shirt and thought that if I wore it it would make me nicer. It didn't work. I'm still a raging bitch and people don't like me. Can I have my money back?

Stacy

All For The Kids

100% of the profits go to our kids college fund. Because hey... we have 4 daughters and weddings are already going to put us in the poor house.

Cover your Bald Spot!

  • NP Logo Hat - Grey/Black
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  • NP Logo Hat - Grey/White
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Who's the idiot in charge?